This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Thirteen thoughts for the day
13. Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.
10. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
first.
And the number one thought for the day:
You read about all these Terrorists - most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some as long as
10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late
with a video and those people are all over you.
I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
9:48 PM
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