This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, September 04, 2003
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60
years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old
woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her
husband never to open or ask her about it.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it
was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money
totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents.
"When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the
secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I
ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily."
The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doilies, but what about all of
this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies.
9:21 AM
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