This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Monday, September 08, 2003
Highlands Ranch Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only
> sold at the Park Meadows Mall. She comes with an
> assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog
> and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck,
> face lift and a workaholic Ken.
>
> Englewood Barbie:
> This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the
> Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily,
> and has no full time occupation or secondary
> education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
> Optional matching gym outfit.
>
> Colfax Barbie:
> This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun,
> a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with
> oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Meth Lab
> Ken. Also available in a Mexican version.
>
> Cherry Creek Barbie:
> This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
> car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit
> card and shallow Ken.
>
> Commerce City Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in
> Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt,
> big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD
> set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass
> when she's drunk. A pickup is available with
> Confederate flag bumper stickers.
>
> Aspen Barbie:
> This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie still has
> not learned that you can't wear a leopard print ski
> outfit without looking passe, even if you are actually
> skiing.
>
> Boulder Barbie: This Barbie actually comes in two
> variations. One has long gray hair and archless feet,
> sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. The
> other version has frizzy hair, a dingy white tanktop,
> low cut jeans and scratch-n-sniff armpits.
>
> Brighton Barbie:
> This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has
> not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals
> from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a
> heel and falling while you chase your beer-gutted,
> hollow gold-chain wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is
> dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink
> color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes
> low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored
> G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a
> white barely there see-through shirt. Her long,
> layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG.
> Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi,
> rusty old Ford pick up.
>
> Texas Transplant Barbie:
> This bitch of a Barbie comes with a Ford SUV (Texas
> plates), a knife to stab other Barbies in the back,
> and tons of makeup. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
>
> 16th Street Mall AKA Downtown Barbie:
> This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was
> released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark
> polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut.
> Options include a Bronco's shirt, Walmart purse and
> outdated shoes.
3:32 PM
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