This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, August 21, 2003
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE
>>>>APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
>>>>WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
>>>>"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,
>>>>ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED
>>>>TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER,
>>>>HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
>>>>"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL
>>>>REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY
>>>>IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED
>>>>ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK,
>>>>MR. GORSKY"STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG
>>>>ALWAYS JUST SMILED.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>ON JULY 5, 1995,
>>>>IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING
>>>>QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER
>>>>BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO
>>>>ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG
>>>>FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL
>>>>MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
>>>>WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS
>>>>NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL,
>>>>YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING
>>>>AT MR. GORSKY.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN
>>>>THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>TRUE STORY.
4:05 PM
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