This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Monday, August 18, 2003
1. I always wanted To have someone to hold,
> Someone to love. After meeting you...
> (inside card)
> I changed my mind.
>
>2. I must admit, You brought
> religion into my life...
> (inside card)
> I never believed in Hell
> Until I met you.
>
>3. As the days go by,
> I think how lucky I am...
> (inside card)
> That you're not here
> To ruin it for me.
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>4. Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
> (inside card)
> Will you take the knife from my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
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>5. Someday I hope to marry...
> (inside card)
> Someone other than you.
>
>6. Happy birthday!
> You look great for your age...
> (inside card)
> Almost lifelike!
>
>7. When we were together,
> You said you'd die for me...
> (inside card)
> Now we've broken up,
> I think it's time to keep your promise.
>
>8. We've been friends for a very long time...
> (inside card)
> What do you say we stop?
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>9. I'm so miserable without you...
> (inside card)
> It's almost like you're still here.
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>10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
> (inside card)
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
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>11. You are such a good friend
> If we were on a sinking ship
> And there was only one life jacket...
> (inside card)
> I'd miss you terribly
> And think of you often.
>
>12. Your friends and I wanted
> to do something really special
> for your birthday...
> (inside card)
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
>13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)
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>14. Looking back over the years
> We've been together,
> I can't help but wonder...
> (inside card)
> What was I thinking?
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>15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
> (inside card)
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
>
>16. How could two people as beautiful as you...
> (inside card)
> Have such an ugly baby?
10:17 AM
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