This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, July 17, 2003
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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> >COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
> >
> >A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
> noticed the man
> >opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
> moved to another
> >seat.
> >
> >This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
> moved again. The man
> >seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
> man burst out
> >laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
> the man arrested.
> >
> >The case came up in court. The judge asked the man
> (about 20 years
> >old) what he had to say for himself.
> >
> >The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
> this: When the lady
> >got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
> condition. She sat
> >under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are
> coming" and I
> >grinned.
> >Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> "Logan's Liniment
> >will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then
> she placed
> >herself under a sign that said, "William's Big
> Stick Did the
> >Trick", and I could
> >hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she
> moved the fourth
> >time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear
> Rubber could have
> >prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.
> >
> >"CASE DISMISSED!!"
2:17 PM
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