This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Monday, June 23, 2003
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now."It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
she inquires.
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe a microwave
pizza or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?"
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
10:04 PM
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