This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, June 05, 2003
The Vibrator
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>As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
>buzzing noise coming from within.
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>Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout
>with a vibrator.
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>Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
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>The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this
>thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
>leave me alone."
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>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other
>side of the closed bedroom door.
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>Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to
>her vibrator.
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>To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
>thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
>ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
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>A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip,
>placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise
>coming from, of all places, the family room.
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>They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the
>couch, staring at the TV.
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>The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
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>The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
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>The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
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