This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, June 05, 2003
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
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> > > >1. He called everyone "brother".
> > > >2. He liked Gospel
> > > > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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> > > >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
> > > >Jewish:
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> > > > 1. He went into His Father's business.
> > > >2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > > >3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
> > > >sure he was God.
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> > > >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
> > > >Italian:
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> > > >1. He talked with his hands.
> > > >2. He had wine with every meal.
> > > >3. He used olive oil.
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> > > >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
> > > >Californian:
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> > > >1. He never cut his hair.
> > > >2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > > >3. He started a new religion.
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> > > >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
> > > >Irish:
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> > > >1. He never got married.
> > > >2. He was always telling stories.
> > > >3. He loved green pastures
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> > > >But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
> > > >was a woman:
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> > > > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
> > > > food.
> > > > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
> > > >who just didn't get it
> > > >3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there
> > > > was more work to do
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