This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Wednesday, June 11, 2003
A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.
> >
> >She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell
> >me
>how
>a
> >patient is doing?"
> >
> >The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and
> >room number?"
> >
> >The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Miss Holly Finkel
> >in
>room
> >302."
> >
> >The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say
>that
> >Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work
>just
>came
> >back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
>discharged
> >on Tuesday."
> >
> >The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried!
>God
> >bless you for the good news."
> >
> >The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your
>daughter?"
> >
> >The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302.
> >Dr. Cohen doesn't tell me shit."
9:14 AM
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