This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Wednesday, June 18, 2003
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came
upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other
side, but had no
idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God,
saying, "Please God,
give me the strength to cross this river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he
was able to swim
across the river in about two hours, after almost
drowning a couple of
times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,
"Please God,
give me the strength...and the tools to cross this
river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row
across the river
in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a
couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the
other two, so he
also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the
strength and the
tools...and the intelligence...to cross this river."
And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at
the map, hiked
upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across
the bridge.
2:09 PM
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