This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Tuesday, June 10, 2003
A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place, and they get undressed.
The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight.
She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up, and puts on
his little koala clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.
"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks
at her and shrugs.
Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money."
I'm a hooker, and this is how I make a living."
The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes.
Then the hooker gets up, and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary,
and thumbs through it to "hooker."
She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: Person who has sex
for money."
Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the
door.
"KOALA BEAR: Eats bushes, and leaves."
10:36 AM
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