This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Funnies!!!
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> Friends don't let friends
> take home ugly women
> Men's restroom
> Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
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> The best way to a man's heart
> is to saw his breast plate open.
> Women's restroom
> Murphy's,Champaign, IL
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> Beauty is only a light switch away.
> Perkins Library,Duke University, Durham, NC
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> I've decided that to raise my grades
> I must lower my standards.
> Houghton Library
> Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
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> If life is a waste of time,
> and time is a waste of life,
> then let's all get wasted together
> and have the time of our lives.
> Armand's Pizza,Washington, DC
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> Remember, it's not,
> "How high are you?"
> it's "Hi, how are you?"
> Rest stop off Route 81,West Virginia
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> God made pot.
> Man made beer.
> Who do you trust?
> The Irish Times,Washington, DC
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> Fighting for peace is like
> screwing for virginity.
> The Bayou,Baton Rouge, LO
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> No matter how good she looks,
> some other guy is sick and tired
> of putting up with her crap.
> Men's Room
> Linda's Bar and Grill,Chapel Hill, NC
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> To do is to be. - Descartes
> To be is to do. - Voltaire
> Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
> Men's restroom
> Greasewood Flats,Scottsdale, AZ
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> At the feast of ego
> everyone leaves hungry.
> Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,Tucson, AZ
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> It's hard to make a comeback
> when you haven't been anywhere.
> Written in the dirt on the back of a bus,
> Wickenburg, AZ
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> Make love, not war.
> -Hell, do both
> GET MARRIED!
> Women's restroom
> The Filling Station,Bozeman, MO
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> God is dead. - Nietzsche
> Nietzsche is dead. - God
> The Tombs Restaurant,Washington, DC
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> If voting could really change things,
> it would be illegal.
> Revolution Books
> New York, New York.
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> A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
> If it has tires or testicles,
> you're going to have trouble with it.
> Women's restroom
> Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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> If pro is opposite of con,
> then what is the opposite of progress?
> Congress!
> Men's restroom
> House of Representatives, Washington, DC
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> Express Lane:
> Five beers or less
> Sign over one of the urinals
> Ed Debevic's,Phoenix, AZ
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> You're too good for him.
> Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
> Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills,CA.
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> No wonder you always go home alone.
> Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
> Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hilis,CA
8:05 PM
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