This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Saturday, June 21, 2003
> > >CATHOLIC PARROTS
> > > > >
> > > > > A lady goes to her priest one day and tells
> > >him, "Father, I have
> > >problem.
> > > > I
> > > > > have two female parrots, but they only know
> > >how to say one thing."
> > > > >
> > > > > "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
> > > > >
> > > > > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to
> > >have some fun?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then
> > >he thought for a moment.
> > > > >
> > > > > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution
> > >to your problem. I have two
> > > > > male
> > > > > talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
> > >and read the Bible. Bring
> > > > your
> > > > > two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
> > >them in the cage with
> > >Francis
> > > > > and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots
> > >to praise and worship, and
> > > > > your
> > > > > parrots are sure to stop saying .. . that
> > >phrase . . . in no time."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may
> > >very well be the solution."
> > > > >
> > > > > The next day, she brought her female parrots
> > >to the priest's house.
> > > > >
> > > > > As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
> > >male parrots were inside
> > >their
> > > > > cage holding rosary beads and praying.
> > >Impressed, she walked over and
> > > > > placed
> > > > > her parrots in with them.
> > > > >
> > > > > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried
> > >out in unison: "Hi, we're
> > > > > hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
> > > > >
> > > > > There was stunned silence.
> > > > >
> > > > > Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
> > >other male parrot and
> > > > > exclaimed,
> > > > > "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have
> > >been answered."
10:42 AM
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