This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Saturday, June 21, 2003
30 Years difference
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>1972: Long hair
>2002: Longing for hair
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>1972: The perfect high
>2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
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>1972: KEG
>2002: EKG
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>1972: Acid rock
>2002: Acid reflux
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>1972: Moving to California because it's cool
>2002: Moving to California because it's warm
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>1972: Growing pot
>2002: Growing pot belly
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>1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
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>1972: Seeds and stems
>2002: Roughage
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>1972: Killer weed
>2002: Weed killer
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>1972: Hoping for a BMW
>2002: Hoping for a BM
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>1972: The Grateful Dead
>2002: Dr. Kevorkian
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>1972: Going to a new, hip joint
>2002: Receiving a new hip joint
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>1972: Rolling Stones
>2002: Kidney Stones
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>1972: Being called into the principal's office
>2002: Calling the principal's office
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>1972: Screw the system
>2002: Upgrade the system
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>1972: Disco
>2002: Costco
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>1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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>1972: Passing the drivers' test
>2002: Passing the vision test
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>1972: Whatever
>2002: Depends
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>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
>change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts
>together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this
>year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
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>The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
>in 1983. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
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>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
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>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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>They have always had an answering machine.
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>They have always had cable.
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>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
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>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
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>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
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>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
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>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
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>They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or
>"de plane Boss, de plane."
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>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
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>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
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>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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>Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies in your life.
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>You know you are living in the year 2003 when:
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>1 Your reason for not staying in touch with some family and friends is
> because they do not have e-mail.> >
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>2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
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>3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
> she can create a screen saver.
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>4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone is home.
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>5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom
> of the screen.
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>6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells for
> half the price, or less than you paid for it.
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>7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
> first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
>around to go get it.
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>8. Using real money, instead of a credit or debit card, to make a
> purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
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>9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
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>10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
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>11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
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>12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
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>13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
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>14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
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>15. You disconnect from the Internet and you get this awful feeling, as
> if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
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>16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
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>17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on
> your way back to bed.
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>18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
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>19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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>20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to!
10:39 AM
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