This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, May 08, 2003
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying next to each other, outside the
>operating room.
>The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
>The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
>nervous."
>The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when
>I was four.
>They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and
>ice cream. It's a breeze."
>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
>The first kid says, "A Circumcision."
>The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was
>born. Couldn't walk for a year."
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The boss of a big company, needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?", he asked. "Yes", whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME"
5:11 PM
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