This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Sunday, May 18, 2003
Subject: Fw: STORY WITH A MORAL
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>A woman and a man were involved in a car accident; a bad one. Both of
>their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.
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>After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So you're a man.
>That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
>nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
>should meet and be friends and live together for the rest of our days."
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>Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This
>must be a sign from God!"
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>The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
>completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
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>Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded in agreement, opened
>it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman
>took the bottle, put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
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>The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
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>The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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>MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
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Happy Feet
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex. "
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man. "
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, h
e got this wild look inhis eyes. . . something his wife hadn't seen in many
years! !
In the blink of aneye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently
over a table,
yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold
of the Jamaican's hips.The Jamaican then began screaming,
"YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! !
YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! ! !"
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