This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Friday, May 23, 2003
>A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel
>manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at
>8:00 AM.
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>The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
>door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
>new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
>backing up.
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>The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to
>show him the problem.
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> Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the
>line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the
>Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
>piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the
>little package between Elmo's legs.
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>The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
>minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says,
>"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give
>Elmo two test tickles."
9:48 AM
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