This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Tuesday, May 13, 2003
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1.. I do physical labor.
2.. I work at great depths.
3.. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.. I work in a damp environment.
6.. I don't get paid overtime.
7.. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
8.. I work in high temperatures.
9.. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised
the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
1.. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2.. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You do
not always
follow the orders of the management team.
3.. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting
other locations.
4.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in
order to start working.
5.. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
6.. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such
as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
7.. You will retire well before you are 65.
8.. You are unable to work double shifts.
9.. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have
completed the
assigned task.
10.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering, and
exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
10:44 AM
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