This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Saturday, May 03, 2003
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
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> 1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
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> 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
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> 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
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> 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on
top,
> so cat cannot escape.
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> 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from
> inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)
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> 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite
> effective.
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> 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible
and
> quickly lift both lids.
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> 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air
> dry.
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> Sincerely,
>
> The Dog
11:58 PM
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