This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Thursday, March 06, 2003
THE UNITED AIRLINE'S PASSENGER CABIN WAS BEING SERVED BY AN OBVIOUSLY GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHO SEEMED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO A GOOD MOOD AS HE SERVED THEM FOOD AND DRINKS. AS THE PLANE PREPARED TO DESCEND, HE CAME SWISHING DOWN THE AISLE IN FIRST CLASS AND ANNOUNCED TO THE PASSENGERS, "CAPTAIN MARVEY HAS ASKED ME TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'LL BE LANDING THE BIG SCARY PLANE SHORTLY, LOVELY PEOPLE, SO IF YOU COULD JUST PUT UP YOUR TRAYS THAT WOULD BE SUPER".
ON HIS TRIP BACK UP THE AISLE, HE NOTICED THAT A WELL DRESSED, RATHER EXOTIC LOOKING MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN HADN'T MOVED A MUSCLE. "PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME OVER THOSE BIG BRUTE ENGINES. I ASKED YOU TO RAISE YOUR TRAZY-POO SO THE MAIN MAN CAN PITTY-PAT US ON THE GROUND".
SHE CALMLY TURNED HER HEAD AND SAID, "IN MY COUNTRY, I AM CALLED A PRINCESS. I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE".
TO WHICH THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT REPLIED, WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, "WELL, SWEET-CHEEKS, IN MY COUNTRY, I'M CALLED A QUEEN, SO I OUTRANK YOU. PUT THE TRAY UP, BITCH".
10:04 AM
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