This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Friday, March 14, 2003
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the
employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out
staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule
was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra.
Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top
Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
went very well for everyone. The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9 Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs...
12:45 PM
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