This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Tuesday, January 28, 2003
Man and wife are enjoying a quiet afternoon, when the wife (like most women) ponders a thought::::
WIFE :"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND :"Definitely not!"
WIFE :"Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND :"Of course I do."
WIFE :"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND :"Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE :"You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND :(makes audible groan).
WIFE :"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND :"Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE :"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND :"That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE :"Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND :"No, she's left-handed."
WIFE :- - - silence - - -
HUSBAND :"Shit."
9:50 PM
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