This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Sunday, January 26, 2003
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy
sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around
the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking
to, goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really
Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer,
jumps out the window,
flies around the building and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that
again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the
window,
flies around the building and comes back in the
window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic
Beer,
so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of
what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps
out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body,
and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You
know, Superman,
you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
9:11 PM
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