This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Friday, January 24, 2003
John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the
preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way
downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in
antagonising the entire board of
directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his
face."
"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," his wife said, "and he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
His wife replied, "I did. You're back at work on Monday."
2:55 PM
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