This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Friday, June 04, 2004
Gotta love David's sense of humor. I'm not sure what I think of this one yet, but it made me think so way to go David!!
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> >
> >You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
> >with the perfect plan . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
> >stand up and repeat this message.
> >
> >
> >
> >Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> >
> >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
> >plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
> >
> >1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
> >their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
> >Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will
> >never "interfere" again.
> >
> >2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
> >with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want
> >us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
> >sneaking through holes in the
> >fence.
> >
> >3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> >leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
> >will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who
> >or where they are. France would welcome them.
> >
> >4.) All ! future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
> >days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
> >would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
> >and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
> >We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> >
> >5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
> >bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
> >home baby.
> >
> >6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
> >energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
> >energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
> >wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
> >
> >7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
> >barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
> >They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
> >week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
> >
> >8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> >will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
> >rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
> >them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most
> >get very little, if anything.
> >
> >9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
> >We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
> >the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
> >illegal aliens.
> >
> >10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
> >no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language
> >we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a
> >winner of a plan.
> >
> >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
> >your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and
> >she's yelling,
> >'You want a piece of me?'"
3:27 PM
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