This is my collection of things I found amusing, anything from song lyrics to forwards, and maybe if ya look hard enough, ya might see one or two of my thoughts! Enjoy!
**Also** I hate forwarding email so this is a shortcut!
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Email me at www.jenicabeth@hotmail.com
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Forwards I found amusing!
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Wednesday, November 05, 2003
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
>worth $49.00
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
>With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
>one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
>deposit, you would have $214.00.
>Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
>recycle.
>This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401Keg program
10:19 PM
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